This morning, I felt especially sorry for the poor lady who was mistaken for a man, which added insult to injury.
Instead of shouting 'MOVE DOWN' and scratching at the windows of the train like a zombie from a low budget B - Movie, some things to consider:
- Get to the station earlier, or accept the inevitable and travel later
- Move further from London
- Buy a first class (GUFFAW) ticket
- Complain to the train company (Laugh uncontrollably)
- Wait for the next train, make polite remarks to the passenger standing next to you who is equally frustrated.
For the record, I got a seat. But that's another story.